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People should be downvoting you, just for giving people ideas. I'm a huge masochist, so here is one upvote.

*knowing otherwise*

Welllll, she turned me into a NEWT!

SEE ALSO: The Happening.

*disappointing horses*

*Framing Hanley*

Even worse, the Something Somethings. "Counting Crows." "Saving Jane." "Smashing Pumpkins." "Screaming Trees." Hey, how about "DYING HORRIBLY."

"Comb together
Right now
Over me"

"Danzinga!"

DYNO-FUCK YOOOUUU!!

LET'S…GET…JET'S!

"What about us? We have a style of pizza too!"

*looks at clock, looks out window, mumbles something incoherently, drinks more beer*

My family is quite offensive, that's for sure.

It's simple. I will eat the trolley.

I will sacrifice Self Defense Family. My family and I will live on, and we will have scored points on the irony scale.

That explains what happened to Cormac McCarthy's punctuation marks. Someone stole them.

If you can't defend yourself, you can't defend your family. That's my takeaway from all this. I didn't listen to the song.

But…George Gaynes, man!