Whatever Julie Chen is doing, she must be giving them a run for their money. She'd better be giving Les Moonves ALL the head, ALL the time, to justify her continued presence on the air.

They stay on the air, but they introduce more and more stupid, gimmicky shit like this. Whether or not that appeals to new generations, I couldn't tell ya, but I wish they would knock it off.

I still watch TPIR quite a bit — force of habit, I guess, and there's nothing else on anyway — and every day, Drew stammers through it like it's his first day on the show.

Jesus Christ, just stop. Just fucking STOP.

So are lots of people on SNL, but they're somehow able to display more than one facial expression while doing so.

And while we're at it, can we start a fund to buy Keenan a second facial expression?

You're killin' me, Smalls.

There must be a "mushroom cloud" gag to be made on this topic, but I'm too drunk and lazy to find it.

Start with Belgium.

I remember that episode and that line, but I never realized that was Dice!
Verdict: Interesting!

They're not dancing! They're MARCHING! RUN, YOU FOOLS!!

It's pronounced "skrimps."

I like to imagine that they don't even get dressed. Beyoncé and her lover just get up, still sweating, get in the car, and go get a table at Red Lobster, butt-ass naked.

It's even easier for Taco Bell to pass through an AV Club commenter.

On my phone, it just says, "Much loved character from…"

This new item has extra grease, apparently.

Pfft. Whatever.

Pfffft. That song is old. You're old.

No it's Becky

*Fannie Flagg blushes*