Gene Rayburn: "Marshall Dillon said, 'You know, her real name isn't Miss Kitty. They call her that because she likes to eat blank!'"

I thought that's what we were talking about here…but why is he casting all those people from that shitty old sitcom?

You take the Hall
You take the Oates
You take 'em both
And get the fuck outta my office

It's the only one they had, isn't it?

I'd buy THAT for a doula!

RICH CORINTHIAN LEATHERRRRRRRRRR

O pointy birds
O pointy pointy

Ed Helms and Lon Chaney Jr. in Clap for the Wolfman

Have you been to Detroit lately? It might explain a lot.

They didn't look like one last night.

It is useful to know that one can perform an abortion with a bag of Doritos.

Right. We're supposed to believe either one of those two drinks LIGHT beer?

I like that little intestine dude! His face carries so much pathos. I genuinely feel sorry that he's about to shit all over the place. Poor guy.

At first I thought there must be a Pokemon movie coming out. Then it was…."So, just an ad for Pokemon? Is that even a thing people play anymore?"

That was definitely the only one that got a giggle out of me.

I agree, but I also have to think they aren't done tweaking the effects just yet. Maybe they'll get it right before the release.

Black Canary and the Pussycats

"That didn't make me feel any better about shooting Jamie in the back."

The rules have changed since Merv Griffin died. It used to be set up, in such cases, to advance the contestant with the biggest dick.

References are life's sweetest reward! I knew that if I let it float it would come back to me!