FILED UNDER: Exciting, New

And walking down the street, getting funny looks!

This has been fun, KiP. I'm glad we had this chat.

OVERCOME

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Waitaminnit…we all WHAT now?

I should have killed you when I had the chance!

I don't have a problem with furries, per se, but people who seriously use fuckhead words like "fursona" need to have their goddamn knees broken.

"Who's up for a game of Thunderball?"

There is WAY too much of this going on in commercials. It's become a drinking game for me: "Taste The Awesome!" "Shop The Happy!" Fuckin' "What" the "Ever!"

Tonight on Action 7 News: OUTRAGE!

Dear Jean Doumanian,

"Because…why the fuck not."

"Excitement continues to build for Paul Feig's 'Ghostbusters' reboot-"

KABONNNNNG!!

*enjoys more beer, sells another baby, repeats cycle*

*watches "Hill Street Blues," bemoans the lack of singing and baby selling*

I already #fuckinghateit

*sells baby*