"Laverne and Nixon"
"Welcome Back, Nixon"
"The Six Million Dollar Nixon"
"ABC's Wide World of Nixon"

You know how there are people who fuck small children, right? Well, some people do it ironically.

YouTube it. I'm going to watch it again as soon as I get home from the bar where I am sitting. The music alone will make you say FUCK YES.

I understand. Watch the train chase again. It is good. Others will back me on this. You will thank us.

Have you seen the chase in question, hanshotfirst1138?

At least rent it. It is the first Punisher movie that got it exactly right.

She is dead, isn't she.

"OK, hear me out here…what if we had an Oscar ceremony that was…now hear me out…separate…but at the same time, equal!"

There better be suicide bombers in the venue or so help me God.

I was nine years old in 1982! I didn't know what the hell "homoerotic subtext" was!

Yeah, when are white people in this fuckin' country FINALLY gonna get a fair shake?

The wackiness lessons are paying off! Pass me the seltzer bottle!

He is. That's why he invented money. So he could spend it.

Come on, this was much better than anything those two turds have ever put together. At least this got a few laughs out of me.

Three times the legal limit.

It's why God invented YouTube.

You're welcome.

Captain Kangaroo for the win.

It's a strong scene.

Sanctions.