*blinds self with flaming rotisserie spikes, looks at Leslie Jones*

Yup. It's a bad movie, no question, but the train chase scene is worthy of Buster Keaton himself.

So could any other Sasquatch. That's primarily why I keep my distance. Secondarily, I just can't stand looking at her.

Astonishing! It was me, Travis Meyer, all along!

If Achilles' weak point was his heel, I don't even want to know about Aenas.

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
And I've got a strong pimp hand
If I had my druthers
I'd fuck all your mothers
Then bury 'em in the sand
*skeet skeet*

How do you upvote trailers on this Disqus thing? This trailer is really really good and I want to upvote it.

xXx iIi

With any luck, at least five or six Liam Neesons will appear.

My strategy isn't as complicated. I simply laugh loudly and heartily in their faces, ask if I can borrow their extra chromosomes, and then tell them to get the fuck out of my sight.

And this criticism is coming from someone whose NAME Is Vogon Poetry! The guy clearly knows impenetrable gobbledygook when he hears it.

Son, I am disappoint

I got it right, but I still don't get what "hot temper" had to do with anything.

I'm always confusing Chelsea Handler with Whitney Cummings. Which is the one who's an unbearable, godawful fuckin' hag?

*Placenta Juan the Afterbirth T hurls chair at Palin, unfortunately misses her head*

Hell yes! I remember when someone gave the same "beat poetry" treatment to Donald Rumsfeld's demented bullshit.

You mean WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump? No. He knows exactly what he's doing. The rubes aren't gonna fleece themselves, you know.

Worse. She speaks in YouTube comment paragraphs.

"xXx 3: The Shitkickers"

"Jeez, I just wanted to know why the long face, not hear your fucking life story."