EMPLOYEE ALFRED.

It wasn't that so much as the CONSTANT COMPLAINING.

You just described "Ricki and the Flash."

Did the Jem movie even MAKE twelve thousand dollars during its run?

Jesus didn't really give a shit about Lazarus. He was just showing off.

Long Dong Silver! Number Wong Super Guy!

*Lurch enters*

White…or WONG?

"You have failed me for the last time, baby."

Don't you die on me, big place! DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!

A finale for a firstie? That's a novel way to get Canc-*cut to black*

LIFEPARTNER WONG.

And will Devil Dinosaur be in it this time?

If I bought a Darth Vader onesie for a baby, I'd be disappointed if there WASN'T a built-in choking feature.

Still doesn't boost the intelligence quotient.

Assistant? Try MANSERVANT.

Me too! And yet, I can't remember saying, "Whatever happened to Julianna Hatfield?"

There seem to be two U.S. towns named Chillicothe — one in Ohio and one in Missouri. I can't imagine that brains are a plentiful commodity in either one.

"It's nice to see a female with brains."

The best part: Palin has no idea what kind of juicy soundbites she's providing for the DNC.