I think it's great. As a wise man once said, "Please proceed, Governor."

Not the worst I've ever seen, but it bore the stench of Scrappy-Doo.

It truly was.

(Spanish guitar)

I go DeWitt! I go DeWitt! I go DeWitt DeWitt DeWitt!

Leaving knucklepucks out of the conversation, that is still an excellent question.

They're true, just like The Onion's.

Next, an analysis of the "hockey" in "The Mighty Ducks" series.

Aidy Bryant is right there in the header pic.

Starwipe is funny, but does it really do anything that The Onion doesn't already do?

"Oh, you GONNA be skippin' this muthafucka, muthaFUCKA."

*shouts above din of Rice Krispies, can't hear anything at all*

THIS guy gets it.

He's sleeping on the job! First thing that came to mind:

Yeah, where the fuck is Patty Duke? Or that "Brady Bunch" episode where Peter met his double?

She's a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan!

Has anyone here even bothered to listen to any of this before posting?

*Phil Ken Sebben voice*

Don't Make This Beard

PICTURED: Hulk and Thor prepare for another round of "Dance Dance Revolution."