PICTURED: Hulk and Thor prepare for another round of "Dance Dance Revolution."

NAHthing mooves thah BLAAAHHB!

There's a Genesys Credit Union in my area. I don't use them, but I love picturing the place being staffed by Terminators.

Yes. Namely, "why?"

X-Men…welcome to DIE!

OK, once and for all — and I am asking seriously here — does Jai pronounce his name like "Jay," or is it pronounced "Hi," as in the sport of jai-alai?

Be Sure To Drink Your Blue Milk

*record scratch*

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Not This Chip Again

And Disney loves loves loves that sweet sweet Christmas toy money.

*burglar kills Ben Solo, nerds are suddenly confused*

"GQ Magazine? Chris Heath? Nah, that don't ring a bell."

I read your "quite" in Commander McBragg's voice.

And nobody has the heart and/or brains to tell her that the drilling goals she wants to accomplish would fall under the Department of Interior.

I'm streaming her right now!

I had no idea "Killer Klowns" was a documentary.

He may have meant it as a compliment. I feel the same way about, for example, Transformers movies and KISS concerts, but I knew what I was paying for and walked away entertained every time. Loudly, garishly, brain-flushingly entertained.

What kind of delusional nonsense do you expect the guy to say? He believes he can FLY, ferchrissake!

Or Vernor's Ginger Ale. Or blood. It's almost always one of these things.

Things Sarah Palin might say!