OW! MY SKIN!

Seconded. I've been waiting for the reviews on this turd since the first time I saw the trailer.

No, no, it's cool. This one's on Fox.

When Adam said he
Would be playing Eddie
You knew this was a no-good cast
And I don't think I can take
This stupid dumb remake
Who's it for?
What a bore!
Kiss my ass.

THAT IS NOT HOW JEOPARDY WORKS

We really should rain it in.

As opposed to Corden's laugh, which makes people start stabbing.

Psssh. More like A-DULL, amirite? Eh? HAHAHAHAHA yes I am very rite.

They need to do way instain clown> who kill thier babbys.

What happens? You wanna know what happens? I'll tell ya what happens. WACKY, HIP-HOP RELATED HIJINKS, that's what the fuck happens.

Don't you die on me, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern! DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!!

"THEY'RE GRR-R-R-R-BATMAN!"

And when Reese's Puffs came out, it was like, "Jesus, they're not even TRYING to pretend anymore, are they?"

There was a Cracker Jack breakfast cereal in the '80s. It was goddamn disgusting.

Awesome! Now do "BurgerTime!"

These pun threads have sunk Solo.

That's more likely than you think. Bradshaw's apparently going door-to-door, just GIVING people shingles.

You should've been there for the Letterman "Late Night" years. You'd have loved it.

"I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK"

He's not evil, he's just stupid. Whaddya expect? He lives in fucking Texas, ferchrissake.