"Sesame Street" got a lot cooler when Bert received the cybernetic implants and became Bertron.

Hey, Zack Snyder says a LOT o' shit.

You might be surprised. If you ever liked Willie Tyler & Lester, you would love the work I'm doing with Pryor these days.

This one. THIS is my favorite David Bowie album.

What the fuck is wrong with you shitheads? "Teachers" is a movie from 1984, starring Nick Nolte and JoBeth Williams. Also Judd Hirsch as Judd Hirsch.

Barry Darsow as Mr. Hole-In-One…wrestling golfer or golfing wrestler?

"20 or so years"

The Phantom Dennis?

SEE ALSO: Seth Meyers

Hey, don't blame it on the bossa nova. Eydie Gorme warned you.

"This Event Is Full?" What the fuck, A. V. Club?

If "Cougar Town" had been silent, I might like it more.

That's Lorne for ya. He knows who'll fall in line.

Look at the difference between "CBS This Morning" and the fucking goddamn "Today" show. You are not wrong.

*groans, rolls eyes*

Junk gathering mold, rent piling up, werewolves…

"RUN! IT'S RON MEXICO!"

"El BARRRRKOOOOOO!"

When's the last time you saw her? I'll bet any money she looks more like Dexter Jettster these days.

This is entertaining and all, but I don't see what it has to do with David Bowie.