Please. No. Don't.

You think spending years in a prison camp was his idea?

People really think firing the Head of the FBI will make the Russia investigation magically go away? Fuckin' idiots.

Guy joking around on the Internet? Bad!

They should take in an Eagles Of Death Metal concert.

Read an Interview with the guy last Week (He does eight or nine a fucking day) and he said the best thing going on right now was "Saturday Night Live". What a Wild Man.

Be Proud! All these people were just sittin' around WISHING they had the GUTS to try while you GOT UP and youTRIED! And GLENN tried! YEAH! Go, College Humor, GO!

Wasn't this already announced a little while ago? Announce it again!

Is Michael Showalter going to be in it? Nick Swardson? Hammer Toes McClintock?

I do more than type stuff on the AV Club. I'm busy as Hell!

If he was English his band could only get booked on the European Festival Circuit.

I'm busy Working on something right now so I can take care of myself in the Future without begging for help.

This CW Game you play, is that something like Dungeons And Dragons?

Oh, he'd LOVE to send thousands of children to an early grave. Just different children.

I'm too cool to get Ayn Rand references.

And you still have energy to post something like that? You'll be okay.

Most of the AV Club fools were the butt of the Joke so of course they couldn't take it.

Oh, for God's sake . . .

"It's Six Thousand Kurosawa DVDs!!!"

Ah!