He thought he was just tired and feeling' cold . . .

Who is "he", Jet Rink?

Or maybe they're dicks.

Well, Eric Idle was mentioned in the article and, I dunno, wasn't he?

Maybe you shouldn't have responded about that. I had never seen that before and I was curious.

That would be a good Animated Feature.

How many threats about Trump have we had here at the AV Club? But that's okay because that's what he deserves to have happen, right? Him and everybody that voted for him? Cause you are such Good People.

Yeah, whatever you say. I guess I'm supposed say a lot of ugly things about Texas now, right? I'll pass on that. Is "incidences" a Texas Word?

They have not been taught what to say about him. They are confused.

Oh, when someone you like says something stupid I have to go out of my way to examine every word of what he says and think it all over very carefully before I make a comment. But when someone you dislike says something odd you jump to the most negative conclusion immediately. Because you are one of The Good People…

Hell, you'll talk shit about where I Live no matter where. All Right!

Correct. Imagine how pleased they were in the AV Club office when they chose not to do a News Story about him.

Oh, I'm going to Move to Brooklyn or Chicago now. Oh, I feel s bad. Xanderpuss does not like me. I have no idea where he Lives but Xanderpuss dislikes me so much he remembers where I Live. I bet he knows even more about me than that.

So 90% of the users here know more than you. Big deal.

You guys have no idea who I'm talking about. Ha.

Weaklings will never have any kind of power. You need to Back Off and you will.

I have been demolished by your response.

Died onstage, huh? A couple of Weeks ago a Musician who played on one of the most Successful Albums in Music History died onstage and the AV Club didn't give a fuck.

And now recording devices are available to everybody and that industry is going to be wiped off of the face of the Earth.

People were supposed to be whipped into a frenzy but it didn't happen. Because most people in America have finally caught on that the Media hates their guts and don't give a fuck anymore.