French World War One Veterans read your post and go "Mmm Mmm Mmm!" with their eyes closed.

I don't really dislike him. Poison ain't my kinda band but they're better than a few million other Eighties Glam Bands. And he's Directed at least one good Movie. That's more than we'll ever get out of Chris Rock.

Gee, REAL PLEASANT ARTICLE, Sam. What did you do when you were finished Writing, go outside and tear the head off of a kitten? This Site is falling apart even worse than Johnny Depp.

I read about this in an article somewhere at least a Month ago. This Trump thing is kicking your asses.

Oh, Thanks!

The Nazis marched around beating the shit out of hundreds of Germans every day. At Night they would break into guys Houses, drag them out of bed, and that was the last anybody ever saw of them. They also burned down buildings. Nobody in America - Left or Right - has the energy for that kind of thing.

I don't know what Timbits are but I'm already grossed out by the ketchup chips.

Maybe there'll be an "American Pie" news story before closing time.

Do they bitch and whine all the time in Canada? Some asshole doesn't think James Bond should only be played by white guys and people are enraged. Fuck him, what's the problem?

Speaking of barbers, W Kamau Bell really needs some fuckin' help.

You ever seen Steve Harvey?

All this "America" shit.

They can get a can of Dog Food to play Bond at this point. Who the fuck cares?

Must we WALLOW in this misery?

I don't understand why everybody is making that very unfunny guy out to be a Big Deal. Even Larry Wilmore was funnier than that Zero. Why should I feel bad about not understanding this shit?

They're stressed out over Clinton not getting to be President. They can't sleep or eat. All they do is constantly check CNN to see if proof of Trump being "in collusion" with Russia Has finally been dug up. The AV Club office is littered with papers covered with "COLLUSIONCOLLUSIONCOLLUSIONCOLUSION . . "

April 29, 2017 - The AV Club discovers THE MUSIC INDUSTRY!!!

Aw, the President gets a pay check? You mean like . . . HITLER!?!?!

"BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!! COOL OUT!!!"

Well, at least he's funnier than you.