One of things where a guy that everybody knows is CRAZY does something CRAZY and it's supposed to be a Big Surprise.

I thought that was a picture of that kid running for Senate in Georgia.

Mike Love would be Friends with Trump. Hell, he probably is Friends with Trump.

If Old Hippies had any kind of clout Bernie Sanders would be President. Fuck, if those scumbags mattered Charles Manson would be Emperor. It will be good when they're all gone.

No picture of Rosario Dawson? Fuck you!

A month ago, yeah.

Hhhhmm, As long as it doesn't have anything to do with Terry Gilliam . . .

On Late Night Television? Nobody.

Good thing I don't have a huge corporation shoving me in everybody's face. Like Colbert. And John Oliver. And Samantha Bee. And Seth Myers. And Bruce Springsteen. And . . .

Yeah, that was Al Roker when Dennis Hopper was on "The Today Show". That was funny.

I'm not trying to get one. You really have to kiss a lot of ass to get one of those.

I Sing all my stuff. Like Freddie Mercury. He's not that good. Maybe he could do it like Brian May. Can he play Guitar? Does he know a good Drummer and a Bass Player? I'll see about renting a Rehearsal Space.

Are Mick Jones and Paul Simenon going to be on this Tour again? I like that "We're standing in the Back, Now we're bopping up to the Front" thing they did. Did they do that in The Clash? All I remember them doing in The Clash was that "We hate this, how many more Songs do we have to play?" thing. Also - Keep the…

Mr. Greene uprooted your little rant. Do you feel better now, Mr. Greene? I sure hope you have a good Thursday!

Yes, Mister Fawlty. Can we have some towels brought up to our room?

You called me an asshole. Do I detect a Samantha Bee influence on your Humor?

Ha Ha, you don't agree with me so that means I have no Friends or Family.

Thank You, Fez.

When was the last time he did anything funny?

No, you go.