DePalma Humor! Yay!

How about statues of two Zombies gnawing on a couple of arms right next to the Venus De Milo? Huh? Would that be okay?

Let's add animated Chickens to the Odessa Steps sequence in "Potemkin"!

The first Boston album, man. The fuckin' Drummer just dropped dead while playing Drums onstage! Fuckin' Bad Ass!

"Hey, I made a statue of a Bull! Now it's a statue of a big mean Monster threatening a little girl! Fuck Me!"

Ha Ha, he'll be broke when he's old.

Fleetwood Mac. I saw Nugent play in Boulder back in 1982 and, Lord, did he have a lot to say about Fleetwood Mac!

Bandicoots!?! WOW!!

Kryptonite for a Todd Rundgren Super Hero would be The New York Dolls.

That's a Zany Movie.

I was High from having a day off from Work and finally getting some SLEEP.

It was something about how getting an abortion is like taking a dump. I guess you'd have to hear from Louis CK for it to be funny. Hearing about it from Glenn Beck . . .

Not very much. It's funny to hear a guy going down the toilet. Since the beginning of the year his Show has gone from #3 to #5. Every three minutes he does something unbelievably stupid.

I'm waiting for Ensure to come out with "Party Ensure" for Cool Boomer Geezers.

High Five, My Own Private Connery!

I'm going to start getting high again when I get old. I just won't hang out with the same people I used to get high with so nothing bad will happen.

Mormon Morons

Speaking of Louis CK, this Morning on his Show Glenn Beck went on and on and on about a bit Dave Chappelle did on his new Netflix Special, went to a commercial, and then came back all embarrassed to tell us it was in fact a bit Louis CK did on his Netflix Special. Glenn Beck is The Incredible Melting Man.

"Galileo In The Muslim World"

Immediately Googles Rob Liefeld, jumps into Car, drives to Comic Store . . .