That's how much Paul Ryan matters. He gets people talking about Papa Roach.

You've got an assistant? I can't feel bad for anybody who's got an assistant.

That's what I've been saying here all along - Why get so upset about all the stuff Trump wants to do when he is completely incapable of getting any of it done? Does anybody think there will ever be a big stupid wall between Mexico and the US? Calm the fuck down.

I bet he has a funny name for all the people in America he hates. Something that expresses how much he deplores them.

Trump told a bunch of guys to do something and they refused to do it. So now he is really angry but he will just have to put up with it, just like . . . HITLER!

They never should have left the Hotel.

That would work.

It seemed kinda funny.

In the original Script they called him Pinto because he has a spot on his dick so it looks like a Pinto Pony. At the beginning of the Movie he admits this secret to Flounder. Flounder promises he'll never tell anybody about it. So in the scene where Bluto is assigning nicknames he asks "Why Pinto?" and everybody in…

They should let Nick be the Showrunner. He's pretty much all that stupid Show has going for it.

I think the Amy Schumer thing is in trouble.

Somebody do a Comedy bit about "Dax Man". You know, like the Beatles "Tax Man"? That would be funny.

Pinto!

If it's a Comedy and it was Produced after 2000 it's probably pretty bad.

What was the Movie with Diane Keaton as his Mom? That seemed pretty good, although I watched about half of it with the sound off at Work. Mike White was in it. Dax Worked at a Carpet Store and when Mom decided to get a job she wound up Working there, Boy, was Dax annoyed! What Movie was that? I should look it up.

That new Stand Up Special seems to taking care of that.

This seems kind of bullshitty to me. Sounds like someone came to their senses and decided not to make the stupid Movie.

I don't know why the fuck we had to see it.

"steampunk"

Some guy with a million pins stuck in his head materialized in the Elevator, pushed the buttons to all the floors, and DISAPPEARED!!!!"