With Obama it was because he was so Cool and Laid Back. With Conway it's because she's a racist. These people are just crazy.

Why would I hang around some dump where the dog is shitting on the rug?

It used to be Cool. Now it's just the Huffington Post.

Sasha is going to find Jesus? He's at the Hilltop!

You want I should stop kvetching already?

Oh, Thanks. You want something to drink? I bought a Diet Coke by mistake.

Okay. Sure. Have a Good Night there in Dreamland.

Everything in your Life has Worked out just the way you hoped it would? Good for you! Why are you doing so much bitching?

Yeah, sure. And if your Gas Bag had won she'd be lying at least as much and you'd be threatening to hang me when I called her on it.

That's what you seem to be doing.

I've had my disappointments, yeah. But I didn't retreat into some weird ass Dream World where I everybody that didn't give me what a wanted was going to PAY for it. You lost an Election, Big Fuckin' Deal.

Maybe I felt like talking about something else. Did anybody feel like talking about Kellyanne Conway? Two years ago this would have been a Newswire article about a Band or a Movie or a Cartoon Series. I wonder how many people will be looking at this site in six months?

No, I was insulting Clinton hor lying.

She gets any more decrepit and she'll be lying about having Pneumonia.

The AV Club was blocked at the VA until Trump became President. Now I can read about how evil Trump is on my Lunch Break.

Ugh! She's Middle Aged!

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I'm sure a lot of people here have spent hours and hours days and days imagining that.

It's not that subtle.

Anton Again!