You can call him that. Most folks won't know the difference and will be impressed with you anyway.

It's nice to know that Alannis Morissette is a Big Reader. Or was.

It's a Casey Affleck SNL "Dunkin Donuts" sketch reference!

Dostoyefsky is surprising accessable. Can never remember how to spell his name though.

Mon Dieu!

Just stay away from those Energy Drinks, Umbriel.

Irish Cajun Arab. I am O'Cajun Ali worthwhile.

It's a Bill Murray SNL "Hollywood Gynecologist" Sketch reference!

Go back to Starbucks!

I'm Irish Cajun Arab, man!

I started reading "Notes From The Underground" this Morning.

Dunkin Donuts is the best part of my Day. Is that sad?

I get it, man.

I ate Taco Bell food for Dinner tonight and it was fantastic. The kids who Work at the Taco Bell on Highway 80 are THE BEST! They gave me a LARGE Mountain Dew even though I ordered a Medium! If I drank that at Night it would keep me up so I put it in the Refrigerator for the Morning. It will be Flat but that will be…

"Well, Conan . . . (Giggles)"

Oh, YOU!

All I remember from that is . . . No, wait - That was "The Green Mile". Sorry.

Video of a guy getting pissed on is impossible without a guy getting pissed on.

"And . . . I date my Clients."

I have won nothing! NOTHING!