Pizzagate
Oh, My little Pizzagate
Let's watch Scoobee Doo

La Plane Pour Moi! Moi! Moi!

Jake Tapper, the guy who conned Buzzfeed into publishing that bullshit about Golden Showers. Fuck that guy.

He was worried about SAFE QUACKERS!!!!

Is that a Stephanie Seymour Butt Joke?

Did she used to go out with Axl Rose?

Leave me alone!

Slash is a great guy. When Lemmy was sick Slash came to visit every day. And when Lemmy got better Slash bought him a pool table.

I've only caught on to the "thirsty" thing this Week. I think I remember David Spade using it when talking about how eager Obama was to be on TV.

Fuckin' Moby . . .

I never saw a Nazi with a beard.

You're too excited about this. You're like Cheap Trick at the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction. Calm down, I'm embarrassed.

That's a funny idea. Work on it.

You want they should talk like this already?

Leave me out of this shit! I have nothing to say about this dumb article.

You can get a Diploma for being lame?

I've got enough.

Moby, Bill Simmons, PewDiePie . . .
It's Lame Guy Night at the AV Club!

He can't be any lamer than Bill Simmons.

I just watched the Episode.