Belgiumdroids - Now THAT is a good Band Name!

Stupid Band Name.

Morning, Noon, and Night!

I'll give a fuck about what he has to say about Maturity when he gets a fuckin' Haircut.

Weird, I was listening to a Chief Keef Song when I saw that Headline. No, wait - I was listening to Al Stewart. I always get those two mixed up.

Hey, that kid who said "Screw the President!" was Drew Carey's Son? I hope that kid I kicked the shit out of last Night was related to George Lopez.

I also comment about Jerry Lewis, KISS, and "Night Of The Living Dead".

The Dolls are the BEST thing about New York. The only thing about New York that is better than The Dolls is leaving New York. Fuck New York with a Great Big Greasy Piece of Pennsylvania.

Three straight Newswire Stories without anything about Trump? Did you finally get a decent Night's sleep?

Working Nights messes you up. It's like Reality is something that happens while you are asleep.

Japandroids has "Buzz Will Fall For This Shit" Written all over em. I am suspicious.

Christina Ricci is Beautiful and Talented. I'm sure we all agree that She is #1!

I won't let you down!

I got up at 7AM. I'm off Friday so I can Sleep late. I'll get up, eat Lunch at the Mexican place, and Work on Writing stuff all Afternoon. This is My Life.

Seal is a Nice Man!

Well, of course some really Cool Hip Comedy Bad Ass was going to give the Suspended "SNL" Twitter Chick a job, everybody knew that. I figured it would be Amy Schumer.

I was relating True Genuine Experience. This kind of Reporting does not call for Literary Style. I was there and that is what I am telling you, Charlie.

I've always Loved her and I haven't been able to think her Death at all. Don't want to!

They don't do that any more. All the Rising Young Stand Up Comics are BUMMIN'.

What you play in the Mornin', man?