Those guys are My Pals and anybody who fucks with them Will Suffer My Wrath!

The Sex Pistols or The New York Dolls. Maybe Guns N' Roses.

I used to Work the Night Shift at a Psych Hospital. I told Grown Ups to stop playing around and go to Bed all Night. In the Morning I made sure they got dressed, made their Beds, and sat down in the TV Room to watch the News. I usually left while they were going to eat Breakfast. Pretty Good Job. The Worst - Walking…

Is Anne Hathaway to blame?

That's all we ever get for President.

Those airplanes were Government property. You shouldn't quote stupid people.

Ashley Judd is an asshole. All of the Judds are assholes. Judd Apatow is an asshole. Judd on "The Real World" is an asshole. Judd in "Oklahoma" is an asshole. Fuck em.

You just now Lorne Michaels is in Love with Trump. He's Rich, he's Famous . . . I'll stop before Lorne passes out.

Oh, Trump said something so the AV Club has to throw a fit.

Because you're bugging me.

Aw, and I almost went Offline a Minute ago!

Thanks. Actually I use a Whammy Bar I've attached to my Lap Top.

I set you up for that.

Ted Nugent's Grandson will kick that little bitch's ass.

I wanted to be Mr. Poopy Butthole but he got it first. But it's still sewn onto my Bowling Shirt.

I was hoping to hear from you!

Yeah. And it's not a fuckin' Musical.

I'm not gonna give you a goddam thing.

Sure, America has lost complete interest in the guy, go do a Show in Mexico for all we care.

She's the Female Alan Alda.