Them and their fuckin' Coliseum!

My Liver is okay but I got Gingivitis.

I like the Video where little Art hits a Computer Animation Home Run.

Meryl Streep was gonna belt that out last Night but they put her on the phone with Springsteen and he offered her a date with Chuck Schemer if she forgot about it.

It's a San francisco thing. Like how Biloxi hates Gulfport.

I'm not a Dad and I have lost interest in being a person.

Awful. Just awful.

I had to stop commenting because I suddenly remembered today is my Mom's 80th Birthday and . . . WEIRD!

Yeah.

That's what happens when you complain about Reporters, ain't it?

t's funny to imagine "Still shaking" in Dan Rather's voice.

Has Business ever been entirely motivated by fucking with people?

Thanks. I was trying to remember his Real Name.

Everybody's tired of em. How many of em are there, anyway? There are fewer Bushes than Kennedys but Kennedys don't last as long.

We're allowed to bitch about Cops. See what happens when you complain about Reporters.

Doesn't he do anything else? It's weird.

How about the CBS Radio Report on the Four Black Kids who tortured one White Kid which suggested that it was Four White kids torturing one Black Kid?

I guess he was a Big Influence on Jon Stewart, huh?

They're like whiney Cops.

Yeah, but he was funny as Hell when he was three or four decades younger.