That's a good one.

It's cool. You sure carry on for someone who is ignoring somebody.

Be sure to do a better job than Dan Rather did with the forged documents.

But we have to keep a straight face while you jabber about Pearl Jam.

Because they are awful.

He's really angry! You're one of those "Journalists", right?

"Committee To Protect Journalists"

Wow, you really are a dick.

Bow ties are useful for quick Douchebag Identification.

It's been agreed by Media Big Shots that Shkreli will be The Guy Everybody Hates. Actually he's no worse than Twenty or Thirty other people we are all supposed to Worship as Gods.

I think Ms. Duca was the Female Reporter I saw Tucker Carlson being a jerk to on Fox. He couldn't get over that she was a Writer for Teen Vogue. She's be trying to make a point and he'd go "TEEN VOGUE!!! YOU WRITE FOR TEEN VOGUE!!!" as if that isn't a pretty awesome goddam gig. Fuck, I'd LOVE to Write for Teen Vogue.…

He's a fat slob and Celebrities Singing in a Car is dumb.

I was making fun of the "I'm a genius!" thing. I didn't really think you were a retard. Now I think you're a dick.

It's Great but I'm so sick of assholes talking about it I just want to forget about it.

The whole "'Starship Troopers' - Satire?" thing has been done to death. Just go the fuck away.

He's so Cool he has absolutely nothing to do with The Golden Globes.

"pretty straightforward"

No.

Hey, it's Jann Wenner!

Wow, now they're talking about Moms.