Paul Morirssey?

"Diner"! You crazy guy!

Yeah, I hate it when the Actors are eating Popcorn during the Big Dialogue Scenes.

Are they doing "SNL" tonight? I sure hope the Russians don't hack it!

I don't take orders from nobody. Read my Article about "Kung Fury" at Acid Logic and shut the fuck up.

Over an "Annie Hall" joke?

Yeah, that's where I am right now!

I am the Greatest.

And him and James Garner in "The Great Escape" - TOO MUCH!!

Well, Tipping is not a City in China if-you-know-what-I-mean.

Somebody mention Mickey Rooney in "Breakfast At Tiffany's"!!!

Is it the girl who gives Birth to a Grown Man in "Gozu"?

Woody Allen cringes

There was a Comics Company called Timely? How about one called . . . This is gonna KILL ya! . . . Bigly?

Hey, at least all the chicks in that picture with Pitbull are Cuban!

Putin helped Swinton get the job because he heard they were going to hire Hillary Clinton! Ha Ha Ha! My Ass Is Timely!!!

I hear people complaining about Tilda Swinton playing The Ancient One instead of an Asian person at least fifty times a day. People are really concerned about this issue.

Oh, are you mad at me for mocking the Loud Fat Girl? Or the No Talent Black Lady? That's too bad.

You can meet some really smart chicks that way, man.

I'm The Joker, man.