"Gotta move into the FUTURE, man!"

That Movie with her and Goldie Hawn gonna die, yeah.

On "The Walking Dead" Teenage Carl shot two guys with a Machine Gun and Negan said "You are ADORABLE!!!" God, I hate Negan.

Ya see that article in Rolling Stone about how Trump supporters are destroying the World of Stand Up Comedy? Well In tentioned Stand Up Comics are ranting about how much they hate Trump and Sick Evil Disgusting Trump People don't find it funny! Boo Hoo Hoo. Eight years ago was anybody getting in trouble for joking…

Martin Mull makes Sour Face

LETTERMAN: I'm just glad Paul is always behind his Piano.
SCHAEFFER: Uh, that's my Organ, Dave.
LETTERMAN: Oh, Lord! Get the Kids out of the room!

Jay Leno "Wow! Talking about BALLS! I really coulda gotta buncha laughs outta that!"

Eat five or six every day for ten years and you'll never get rid of em.

I knew that was a mistake.

That would more of a Kruller.

Oooohhh, every Morning, Baby! EVERY MORNING!!

"The Odd Couple" was based on . . . Aw, shit!

Uh . . . Something about a Special Celebrity Guest Appearance by that cute little Pop Star Chick who got in trouble for licking Donuts in a Donut place a while back. Yeah.

Wow, pretty much all the Sweathogs are dead.

I just found out that one of the Lonely Island guys played Hitler in "Kung Fury". Bummer!

Horshack is dead?

I turned it off when Adam Scott was walking around in a skirt.

Shit, I can do that!

What is the deal with Dubai? I can't imagine such a ting. I'd do research but I'm frightened.

I like that Clash Song about going to Buckingham Palace to pose for pictures with the guys in the Big Black Hats.