What show? Did you know that the AV Club got all this "Fishwife" nonsense from Buzzfeed? You should go read Buzzfeed! It's so COOL and SMART!

It was a "Crybaby Clinton Supporter" reference. I don't care to know enough about you to make specific comments about your Life - Although I'm pretty sure it sucks.

Get back to day dreaming about the Electoral College, losers.

I'm not mad I'm just tired of listening to stupid people rant and rave about how everybody in America that isn't a liberal is a NAZI. Shitty Ol' Hillary Clinton lost the Election and all of a sudden there's gonna be a Holocaust! We all ought to . . . No, wait! There's a Story at the AV Club about a "How I Met Your…

Maybe you would do something. But you aren't because it's all bullshit.

I wonder if there will be a Newswire story Tonight about the Faith Based Movie Starrng Kevin Sorbo that Sean Hannitty is Producing. They're probably too busy running up and down the Halls screaming to do anything about it til Thursday.

I thought about this for a moment.

Are the Mael Brothers gonna be in it? That would startle the fuck out of the Asian Market.

Hey, you're CRAZY tonight.

Common. That guy would Guest Star in an episode of "Harry!"

FILL IN THE BLANKS

I am a splendid Writer. This Morning I Wrote a Comedy Bit about Joy Behar fighting in the Vietnam War.

Remember when Sisko was in EVERY Movie you rented?

He's too NEEDY.

Alicia Witt was kinda like that. I wish she was on it all the Time so Carol could do wacky imitations of her "Stop talking like me!!"

I'm glad she wasn't there when Spencer got disemboweled. She would have been all "DISEMBOWELED!?!" and stuff. Poor Woman has been through enough. But he was stabbing' the shit outta that Cannibal that Night in the Church "Damn! Sasha! Whoa!"

The situation is so critical you're posting at the AV Club.

Yay!

I tried coming up with a joke for that and permanently damaged my brain.

I first thought that was "He's really hot."