I'm pretending that some of the Sadness I feel right now has something to do with Alan Thicke.

"Okay, Gramps, we'll build a Dive Bomber Factory, okay?"

Don't they know about Western Movies? Or Rap?

Pretty girls

This article is important because we are supposed to pretend that America is being taken over by Nazis and it is so important to be on the Look Out for evidence of their gradual Domination.

And I spent all Afternoon shopping for yo' Christmas Present!

The Music can't possibly be as awful as the Writing in this Feature.

That was a good Book.

It would have Starred Bradley Whitford.

Bet she's got a Motorcycle. Maybe if we'e real good she'll let us ride on it! IF SHE'S NOT TOO MAD ABOUT THE FUTURE!!

Did you see when Brooke Baldwin was yelling at Jim Brown about all the horrible White Working Class people who voted for Trump? Brown just left her all alone in front of everybody.

Thanks. I hope it's at that location no matter where I am. I'd hate to have that kind of power over innocent people. I'm irresponsible.

I have yet to experience the oft discussed Poutine.

Yeah, I like that kinda cuisine. Pierogis!

Lately I take a nap for about two hours and then do stuff in the early evening before going to bed for real. Tonight after my nap I will be doing laundry posting lots of stupid shit about Donald Trump and Kanye West.

I wish there was a little Polish restaurant across the street from where I work.
Damn.

"There are much better bananas that we don't know about."

Now we will have Borscht trucks on every corner. Cause Borscht is what RUSSIANS eat, get it? Russians? Huh

Do you love it when some guy is just fucking around between eating Dinner and taking a nap?

I just saw something about Bill Murray going to meet Obama. Are we supposed to freak out over that, too?