People took mail pretty damn seriously back then.

Maybe that's a comforting thought for history's butchers: given enough time, people don't care about your little genocide, and instead celebrate your majestic conquest.

Well, I need excuses for smearing my body with lard, so I'm satisfied.

The unexplained noise you just heard was the collective groaning of the AV Club community.

If only there were some type of resource, perhaps easily available through an Internet connection, that was designed to answer such questions.

Yeah, that's what makes the difference for me. I've never heard anyone say anything particularly nice about the flavor of dog meat.

I'm generally opposed to religious schools, but I think I might have to reconsider. It would do most teenage boys good to be brutally owned by a stern nun.

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Pigs do too, if they are raised that way! Plus they are very clever animals.

In a way, the sermon on the mount was the first tweetstorm.

But, what if they are, like, not?

Basically, dog lovers really value subservience as a personality trait, and find humans to be lacking in that regard.

Yet people do! They call them mini pigs, but there's nothing particularly "mini" about them. And they still have pig instincts such as digging up everything.

I've yet to see a coherent argument on why eating pig is OK, but eating dog is abhorrent.

Sure there is. How could they have built the pyramids if they don't exist?

I know that Harry Styles mania apparently a thing now, but this is how we are going to define people from here on out?

Epic Pepe troll! #MAGA

For some reason, far fewer movies were made about hot nude models doing community service.

Would these monster ever assemble as a group? In a party setting?

There's even one more! https://www.youtube.com/wat…