Rap snitches, telling all their business,
sitting in court, be they own star witnesses

Seriously. I'd even say that it has aged better than any other Doom album, perhaps apart from Madvillainy.

More like Coroner Street, am I right?

*enters "Mickey Mouse sex life" in Wikipedia's search bar*

Nice try. We all know that Drudge Report was a 90's thing.

When the opportunity presents itself, you kind of have to make it just to clear the air. Then we can get on to more relevant matters, like Simpsons memes.

2 Broke 2 Girls

What is an article that took actual effort to write doing in the GJI ghetto?

That American Idol guy?

I have no idea why people don't just quit the moment they have enough cash to live comfortably for the rest of their lives. I know I would.

Well he's gotten so far, but in the end, it didn't even matter.

They were already planning for the Monkeyshines Extended Universe

The Handmaid's Tale is rapidly becoming the new 1984

Whatever Noel is doing… is singing backup vocals on the latest Gorillaz album, apparently.

There's such a thing as Gorillaz canon? Well, alright then.

Am I misreading, or does this article refer to De La Soul as one person?

It can be two things

Wait, what year is this?

Using "slavery" to refer to things that aren't literally slavery is not really offensive.

You might call him a dick?