The hashtag is more offensive, really

…there's literally a Seagal movie called "A Dangerous Man". I think a movie reference thread is a bit superfluous this time.

Not before you edited you didn't!

Penicillin was discovered because Fleming was too lazy to properly take care of his Petri dishes.

Don't worry, there's no way something like that is ever allowed on a plane in the first place.

And so I tied an onion to my belt and put on a rapey stare, which was the style at the time…

If you want to be trollish, you could semi-plausibly make the case that Roosevelt was the Trump of his time.

Uhm, yeah? https://upload.wikimedia.or…

It sounds like it's spelled!

Conspiracy theories are fun activities for people all across the political spectrum!

I even heard some lunatic claim that Ted Cruz's dad was involved! Good thing that these people have no real influence.

Or, you know, Star Wars.

It's actually just The Phantom Menace with some names changed.

I'll never understand what the purpose of geolocked promotional material is…

Wide pants aren't selling as well these days though.

Sounds like the Sunk Cost fallacy

"After listening for 10 minutes, I realized that our show is going to be terrible"

Don't worry, it will probably be awful in a quite different way.

It's almost as if extremists tend to hold some contradictory views.

Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?