Fun fact: there's a fairly vocal minority of people convinced that Chappie is actually a misunderstood masterpiece, led by William Gibson of all people.

Note: don't try this on Great Job Internet articles. It's horrifying.

My least favorite kind of white people are New Girl fans.

Was kind of planning to do that regardless…

Soccer games are just an excuse to riot and beat the crap out of each other. Very cathartic. It's how we've avoided a third world war in Europe this far.

I don't know, her gimmick was probably the least embarrassing one in hindsight.

Based on my admittedly limited knowledge, they mostly seem to be used as proxies in that insufferable, never-ending culture war you got going?

Yeah, really curious now…

They used to have Five-spice

So how did Sporty Spice get enough money to preserve her dignity? Sound financial planning?

3. Get laughed at repeatedly for Waterworld and The Postman

It will be Jesse Eisenberg, and you know it.

Call me crazy, but I think an election-centered episode might make a tad more sense for Veep.

Isn't the point of having a famous author write for your comic that the writing should not be "government funded anti-drug comic" level bad? Because…

How about some grits?

It's a Marvel superhero movie, so duh.

Sure it can, but arguably, most novels that can reasonably be described as "magical realism" isn't really about a series of events where the plot has to go from point A to point B, and "magic happens" is used to advance it.

The point of magic in magic realism is seldom to move the plot forward though…

When they ask if you want to sign up, they are really just being polite. It's not optional.

Does Hillary really kill off her enemies? In this episode, we'll write a mean blog post about her to find out.