I can't be the only one who thought they were the worst part of Mythbusters? Every scene where they "planned" things had the most stilted acting. They might as well just have read the lines from a visible sheet of paper for how natural it felt.

That Wu-Tang affiliated rapper who was in the news a year or so ago.

Hopefully.

Should we just call the feds now before you try to impress her? Or maybe wait until we know who the next president will be?

L.O.L.I.T.A.

There are already lots of good crimes to choose from. Marble rye theft, bootlegging…

Or flip out and kill people.

Green Lantern-inspired? That's an oddly specific way of describing "green".

I find your lack of diversity disturbing

Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue!

The part about inpure blood watering the fields is in the second verse of the Marseillaise, which is still sung today!

John Legend is one of the best at singing it, and yet he needed The Intercept to tell him what the lyrics are?

Repeatedly.

You had a congressman Weiner, and that turned out well!

So many good (bad) ones to choose from! Israeli, German, Chinese, French.

I think that's a bit of a weird idea, that because you can talk about issues clearly, you shouldn't ever use metaphors or analogies.

In a way, it's a shame that the game is getting decent reviews, so I can't make a "Oh my god JC, a bomb!" joke.

Something DID feel weird when I woke up this morning. What year is it?

Any scientist worth their salt would bluntly ask each these congresswomen if the carpet matched the drapes. For science.

Good sci-fi films however…