I really liked the books, but I'm in two minds of how good a movie adaption can be. I'll trust Garland more than most people though.

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"The Joker is in this! No, not that Joker from the other Batman movie. No, not the other one either"

Well, he's not quite a bat, and he's not quite a man. So to answer your question, I don't know

Given her recklessness with a tattoo gun, she most likely has hepatitis.

God have mercy on your soul if you don't wear the poppy though…

I'm sure it's running in many places, and… oh, you mean Senator Santorum.

Don't be silly, Bill and Hillary haven't had sex with each other since the early 90's.

Failed AV Club commenter The Thin White Duke says my treason is light. Completely without credibility! I have very good treason, some of the best. Shameful!

It's a well known fact that the major flaw with every system of governance is people.

"Donald Trump can't be trusted with nuclear weapons, and we have to make sure that he wins this election"

A good litmus test for democracy is whether you can explicitly call for abolishing democracy without legal repercussions.

The Brits are world leaders in giving their food gross names.

Yeah, that's what I mean. I'm angry with you people because I'm jealous. Good luck finding decent Mexican, Chinese, Korean or Ethiopian, or whatever food here.

Last desperate attempt to stick it to the man by dying of a heart attack before the chair?

The food itself usually doesn't seem that bad to me, it's just that there's about 3 times too much of it on the plate.

To be completely fair, we aren't entirely innocent: http://gawker.com/5919906/d…

Eh, that's not so bad. "Throw all leftovers together"-dishes are common in all parts of the world.

You Americans are weird. You have literally the best variety of food in the world, from all types of different cultures available to you, yet you eat impossibly gross crap like this?

Who would go to a restaurant to eat fresh fruit?