It's mad. And villainous.

Translation: It has everything you need, nudity, nudity, nudity & nudity

It's better if you don't get one. Trophies are often heavy and/or pointy, and you don't want anything like that around when your kids inevitably want to play with dad like on TV.

Serves them right for not building a wall.

Have no fear, we've got stories for years

Counterpoint: maybe it was aliens?

I watched Keanu. It was OK, but nothing more.

It had better be the Mulder-in-speedos badge.

I also have all my furniture from there, but the only thing I'm enjoying is not paying four times as much for it.

In a Swedish-ass restaurant, hurry up with my damn meatballs

I think this might be the first time in history anyone used the word "cool" to describe IKEA.

Too bad the Chinese aren't fond of ghosts. That's usually how you make up for bad box office in the West.

Lucky Luke and Asterix gives you all the Western history education you need.

See, "tits in space" is a surprisingly rich topic.

Well, remember in Generations, when Picard's nephew dies in a fire? Now repeat that over 6 seasons, and you have Game of Thrones!

He's got like 5 novels' worth of unpublished blog posts about pizza and football though!

It had better be.

Yeah, agreed. This might be a minority opinion, but I've never really liked her performance as Dany. That audition sort of strengthens the theory that writing and direction is more to blame than the actress.

It's too late to learn how to date Margaery

Friendship is Magic (level 5 required to cast)