Lots of people say that he's very uneven. I've only read Underworld, which I quite liked, so I can't say whether I agree or not.

Won't their girlfriends be mad over being cheated on with a pseudo-Mexican food item?

There it is, close the comments now.

That's not a very nice thing to call Melania.

Why on earth would you make fancy poutine? It's the ultimate "lets just throw any fatty crap together" dish.

Someone did, they called themselves "Muse" though.

If I won a contest to meet Thom Yorke, and he was smiling, I'd demand my money back, because that fucker is an imposter.

He's not singing about pizza though. Or maybe he is, fucked if I can understand any of Radiohead's lyrics.

"The profilic band DTCV (pronounced "twee fucking hipster bullshit")"

He's not gay, but he'll learn.

It didn't have that Snyder trademark brown color scheme though…

"Hillary? Yeah, fine, whatever"

At least they knock first, which is awfully polite.

Trump is M. Bison now?

At least African children now know the significance of December 25th

Trump-branded whiskey, yes.

Now all that's needed is for John Oliver to OBLITERATE him, and the election is as good as over.

Lay 'em down and yak'em smack'em

Well, I was right about forgetting someone obvious. I'll still give myself half a point though, since droids don't have souls.

So… then you are mad at Hillary supporters because you picked a few assholes who called you a misogynist?