I miss the old days when people gave you something, and then you paid them.

Was half expecting him to toss the guy over the bar as well.

Did that backlash cost any money though?

Yup. History's greatest monster.

You mean pick our favorite hypothesis based on nothing? I'm in!

*makes horrible joke about having a giant ridable snake, is rightfully banned from the Internet forever*

They did, but they were absolutely shitty painters.

Fun fact: no one really knows what the ancient Egyptians looked like.

One thousand years? Isn't the election in 2016?

If there's something to be thankful for this year, it's probably With Bob and David.

In the spirit of this being an American holiday, I will pull myself up by the bootstraps and upvote myself.

Don't you know you can't mess with American pride?

Eh, your fantasy novel draft needs some more work.

At least there's no doubt about where he was born and raised.

Still wouldn't be as silly as Exalted Cyclops.

Unless you have really weird sticky piss, it will probably wash right down.

You, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum.

Thought it would be Notch again.

Are you the only person in existence who have never heard the intro to Method Man?

Seeing Twin Peaks often leads to a Skyscraper, if that's what you mean.