Can we still whine about the movies being simply boring and derivative?

Haven't pretty much all classic adventure games been ported to tablets? I know Monkey Island and Gabriel Knight was at least

"Why must everything be a match-3 game?".

Please, no kink shaming.

Yeah, that's what he said.

Counterpoint: Why not?

You won't commit horrible sex crimes. That's the Arby's difference.

Something something sandwich.

AV Club lied, people died. Or at least got mildly inconvenienced, which is almost as bad when you think about it.

The what now?

The Wikipedia page on nuclear winter has some passages that are almost amusing in their grimness:

You mean they will be more faithful to the books?

Or Parent Trap remake.

Not only is he alive, he's making an album with GZA!

Hey, that's ou.. their word! It's their word!

Well, he just got out of prison.

No one will mention the site again, under penalty of torture.

Appetite For Food (Axl Rose is fat)

Look no further if you want proof of the decline of the West. Why wasn't this a Thing in America first?

First of all, it's spelled Phreshness, and second, I don't know.