Yeah, feel about the same. Also, Missy Elliott videos were objectively the best, so this is pretty good news, even though the song is kind of meh.

Anything referred to as "water activity" is automatically pseudo-science…

Sadly, we'll never know.

He's referring to the Heisenberg uncertainty principle: The principle that states that you can never be sure of what goddamn German it was who said that thing.

Read that as "the Skinny Pete series he's producing for Amazon". Still wish it had said that.

We are the Borg. Your voice will be added to our own.

Yes, that's what the kids are calling it these days. Get with the times.

"Do Not Revive in Hologram Form" is the Do Not Resuscitate for the 21st century.

New rule: you don't get to rant about hipster food when you release a fucking LP.

It can be both!

That's not what USB ports are for?

To be fair, all Italians look the same.

I'm the Wiz, and nobody beats me!

Dr. Brown

Also, Kenny is not really dead.

fuck … Spectre

There are theories about South Park now? Like, do they realize that things kind of just happen there, and are immediately forgotten the next episode? I'm curious, but not enough to actually read that comments section.

Or Vin Diesel.

They pay $10 a month or whatever it is for what basically amounts to a second job, complete with menial tasks, so I don't see why not. Unless they can't go see the movie, because it's raid night.

Given the number of WoW subscribers, it's probably OK if no one outside of the established fanbase cares.