I don't even like Calexico that much, but Black Heart is beyond amazing.

I'm pretty sure that America, and in fact many other countries as well, indeed already have non-electronic dance music.

You gave your son an iPod in the first place? In 2015? Monster.

purely theoretical

Worthwhile Canadian Forest

Well, the important thing is that some king died somewhere, probably.

What's the deal with growing old and so on.

Here's a Hot Take™ then to explain why I think it's relevant:

There is pretty much no one arguing against violence as entertainment nowadays. Maybe you are the very rare exception and I judged you unfairly, but I doubt it.

White people arguing with other white people about whether white people are awful is my favorite type of debate. Especially since it's the whitest possible thing to do.

The last French king was beheaded. People are upset about how insensitive he is about it.

As opposed to depicting any type of violence for just good clean fun to a culture that has no issues whatsoever with it.

Well, Scully is Catholic…

I wouldn't skip F. Emascula or Grotesque. Both are pretty good. Don't skip Our Town either, while not a good episode, it's weird enough to be amusing.

All movies should have their own rap song, like back in the days.

Did fun run over your dog or something? Can't think of another reason to not like Commando.

So, the defendants are Ice Cube, Universal and Tam's Burgers?

In space, no one can hear you slow clap.

I'm surprised no one has asked whether Gawker employees get a dental plan yet. AV Club isn't what it used to be.

Or organizations that mostly rely on unpaid labor will disappear because they aren't actually profitable enough to pay people.