No.

I just really adore how elegant, graceful and feminine-looking the final evolution of Popplio is, so I'll definitely pick it up.

No, it's not impossible. First you just reach down and pull your legs up, then you pull your arms up with your face.

*metal riff in the background*

Fact: You are WRONG! Here's the proof!

That is so delightfully silly. I hope something like that will end up in one of the films.

As I understand it, there are 52 different Earths, but most of them have numerous timelines and versions of themselves, so… virtually infinite Earths.

Maybe this is a Saga crossover?

I though the final form of an A.V. Club commenter was a Pokémon with genitals on its face.

Uh, you took that sarcastic comment way, way too seriously.

Oy vey!

But enough talk… Have at you!

Yes.

No, wait. Cinematic universe full of classic horror monsters isn't the dumbest idea in the world and I think it could actually work in some way. You know what was much, much worse and idiotic idea? Robin Hood cinematic universe Sony was planning at one point.

A few days ago I bought Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse on my Nintendo 2DS and started thinking, "Hmm, how would a Castlevania film look like? Oh, hey, remember that dumb Universal's cinematic universe that was supposed to start with that terrible Dracula film? Sheesh, no wonder they scrapped the whole thing. They…

Oh yeah, making fun of person's appearance is wrong and shameful, unless that person is someone we don't like.

Well, they are not quite mops and they are not quite puppets, but man… *laughs*

Well, it's not quite a jelly and it's not quite a giant, but man… *laughs*

Oh, but it's funny because they shoved nerdy references into it! They mentioned Star Wars and Star Trek! Wow! I feel so validated!

Who wouldn't?