Are you sure it's not that you just so rarely meet women? I mean other than your mother.

The private anon account with over 70 comments and just 17 upvotes would imply so. I really need to stop being shocked at the existence of these people.

Are you fucking kidding me

*pinches bridge of nose* We're… we're talking about big female villains in recent successful franchises. These are two examples.

AVATAR was also stunningly beautiful to look at. Can you say the same for this movie?

This movie could have been gorgeous. There is so much magic and potential for stunning sweeping English scenery in this. Instead they spent all their time in the mud focusing on dudes punching each other. "Gritty" re-imagining strikes again.

No, Charlize Theron. She played Cipher in the last movie who was like this big tech-terrorist.

I'm a woman in my early/mid 30's. The last Guy Richie movie I saw was MAN FROM UNCLE and I loved it.

She'd be so amazingly fitting for a Pirates movie too. She's got that whole darkly magic sea witch thing going on.

Same with Fast and Furious, no? She was considered the franchise's best and most anticipated villain and the trailer broke view count records, then the movie broke box office records. And it's made more money than Depp's new Pirates will, that's for sure.

You're so right. It is a big fucking deal. He is a butt. Glad you agree.

Does he though….

EVA GREEN. This role is Eva Green's in every possible way.

I assure you he is wearing a lot of makeup in those movies.

But their garlic butter…

I'm so sad about his face. And his…. everything. Every time I see a recent photo of him it reminds me I really need to cut back my drinking and buy a better combo moisturiser-sunscreen.

She seems to be happening pretty well in comedy movies honestly and she has a big fan base, so what exactly "isn't happening"?

She's only 24. She can't have that many wrinkles. I mean I've heard evil is bad for the skin, but still… I think it's just the lighting highlighting the natural bumps in the skin that happen when we make expressions.

Like everyone doesn't have 100's of photos of ourselves we've viewed, been horrified by, and summarily deleted on our phones. God knows how phone photos manage to make people looks so distorted and terrible a good 90% of the time.

HARD PASS.