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She cut's off her hand (handless, like Anakin and Luke) they pan over the the Samurai dude (the Seven Samurai's were a big influence on Star Wars), then the show a fucking person in a brown cloak wielding a lightsaber. Sorry, but I don't think regular samurai swords reflect light that completely…

The fact that nobody else is on board with my lightsaber theory just convinces me more that I'm on the money…….

I'm staying with my lightsaber theory. If i'm wrong, what was the point of the post credits sequence?

They just don't have the tech down yet. I'm picturing the next narrative as Westworld: Shadow of the Empire.

I know it's possible I'm totally wrong, obviously. But god damn if that's not a red lightsaber when the guards start saying "CEASE ALL MOTOR FUNCTIONS!"

No, it's not imo. I've watched this scene 5 times. It's a person in a brown cloak wielding a light saber. Samurai swords are curved.

No. There's a host in a brown cloak practicing behind her with a red light saber.

So…

Oh. Der.

I'd love to know what WSG stands for.

I guess you haven't met her character Pamela from Big Bear. I think she's behind a paywall. It's basically her catchphrase.

SUCK. MA CLIT!

Bill Murray's non Wes Anderson filmography the last 20 years is pretty fucking sparse.

The only successful thing that Dax Shepard has ever been in is Kristin Bell.

Make that 5 games…

Lena Dunham is a living nightmare. America Must've been pissed she was paired with that disaster.

The Dana Carvey CBB and the Danny Trejo and Joseph Mazzello episodes of Doug Loves Movies were both all time greats for those shows. Disappointed not to see anything about them this week.

Prediction: today's episode of Comedy Bang! Bang! with Dana Carvey, John Gemberling and Drew Tarver will be the #1 of the year. Instant classic.

Look , "Gloria Vanderbilt Collection".

That telescopic microphone thingy is a must if you wanna go toe to toe with him. You can always hear him breathe.