Where's the pizza?

I want to rub my balls in some ice cream.

I'm back.

Corn dogs are made with corn. Are they also made with dogs?

I got my mind on my money and 10 cents in my pocket.

Trigonometry is hard.

I'm going to start a Kickstarter for money to release my book of wisdom. The reality is, I'm gonna spend the money on gummy bears and crack.

I want to put my balls in a hot cup of tea.

LeBron James won 2 NBA Finals and he lost 2 NBA Finals

I want a shaved yak for a pet. I can ride it to work.

A peanut butter sandwich tastes better after 3 days of sitting on the stove.

I drank some milk that was 2 weeks past its expiration date. It was kinda chunky

The slope intercept form is y = mx + b.
The letter "m" is the slope and the letter "b" is the y-intercept.

Ditko is the greatest comic artist of all time.

I have to get a tooth pulled.

I smoke a lot of cheeba with the kids that hang out in front of my building.

I eat ham and rice for dessert.

If you order White Castle burgers without the onions, you'll have less problems with your stomach after you're finish eating

Cleveland is the cesspool of America.

How odd. I have mold on my face.