Aint we?

There's a dingus at the bottom of the video that allows me to turn autoplay off.

Why not sue the chemical conglomerate that that makes S-Os and scrimps on the cost of cans? AVC can't even afford a decent copy editor, not even in this economy.

The Old Testament is full of real men. Jesus? Kind of a milquetoast.

Real men are supposed to be worried about the effects of make-believe stories.

THE PENIS IS EVIL! LESS WHACKY MORE WIKI!

His ring name is Droop Face the Terrible.

Bro-dudes love the work of Errol Morris.

ZARDOZ SPEAKS… TO YOU!

[evaporates]

Oh, so you like dry humor, do you?

Hey, didja hear? They coming back.

He got cancer of the truck nuts.

How do the Brits even pronounce "Albu.." uh, that word?

That ear worm is strong as hell.

What are you talking about? Half of the action scenes in the movie revolved around could he find some bolt cutters or could he use the bolt cutters fast enough! Once they switched things up a bit with a file, but I bet if he'd had some bolt cutters he could have just thrown the file away. We don't need another hero,…

Imogen all the poot jokes…

The worst.

I overheard one bro-dude trying to explain to his bro-dude friends that they shouldn't have been disappointed. I think they thought it was implausible or something.

Are we allowed to talk about what we didn't like about it? Like the flashbacks of the little girl with the skull superimposed over her face and the 3-D money shot that ended the climax? Otherwise I guess it was an ok movie.