That Oculus Rift can't get here fast enough.

Oh Jeez, so happy this is back.

We know, it posts here all the time.

Racist.

DJ Lobot is real, you stupid cat.

You are a weirdo.

Yes it can be but I believe that it shouldn't. Should Palin's "refudiate" have been validated by being added to the dictionary? Probably, but it's still irritating. Should "literally" mean the exact opposite of "literally?" I say no. Should we embrace the use of "majority minority" and its racist implications?

Hopefully the Oculus Rift will be ready when this is released.

I'd like one henchman to film another henchman beating Kevin James to death with a Segway.

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of jacking off.

I don't care who does it, just get it on film and I'll buy a ticket.

Maybe so, but I genuinely disagree with you on this usage of "disconnect." This kind of misuse has has robbed "literally" of its literal meaning. And your smug condescension isn't exactly endearing.

Assassinate Kevin James or GTFO.

But with the Oculus Rift on, I can't even see! How am I supposed to… oh, I'm starting to see something… What is… Goatse?!?!

Yeah, I guess that's pretty good.

Well, it's all cool until they realize I don't represent anyone that has applicable IP rights and then I get countersued for fraud.

A clear set of standards like that certainly simplifies matters.

I file a lawsuit whenever I see an unauthorized use of intellectual property.

I used to masturbate womp rats and sell the results as "blue milk" to the Larses.

They should just make a pill that stimulates my brain's pleasure centers directly. Or put the same thing in powder form.