Thanks.

Fuck you, owl!

Never forget.

Actually, the MRAs are just straw men set up by militant lesbians to lull you into a false sense of security. They have an elite team of trolls posting MRA nonsense from a bunker underneath a farmhouse in Connecticut. "What a bunch of stupid assholes," you think. Meanwhile they have developed synthetic sperm and are…

Breakfast called, it wants you to shut the fuck up.

She hasn't been given anything to do. Every week I wonder if she'll be playing Michelle Obama, a backup singer, or, uh…

What's up with that?

You can't mean rapiest ever. What about The Cosby Show?

How many more seasons do we think we're going to get? Two? Three?

Is it about meeting a stranger in the Alps and what the results are?

Obviously not. Just look at the "Um" infused original post.

That headline made me feel OK about always having to sign that user agreement.

Ooh, looks like you have a tick crawling on your nose.

I prefer a Calypso/Disco Apocalypse. In the Galapagos.

I won't throw shade this time, I'll just make a note in my log.

A tree movie won the Palme? Pure nepotism.

No thanks. There was too much prison rape the first time.

B-movie? Definitely. Overrated? Probably. But watching those dudes try to out macho one another while playing make-believe is pretty great.

They can be used as horrifying paperweights.

I hope these new shows are just about all of the characters dying and then their souls get trapped in the knobs of dresser drawers. Also, more Civil War reenactments please.