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It was a drawing of Muhammad in the stormtrooper outfit.

In America we don't stand for that kind of crap, sir!

Jesus. It'll take years of practice for any of these recruits to be ready to infiltrate the machines.

Since you're such a genius then you should have no problem explaining this to me, smarty pants:

Hey, I'd like to express my sincere gratitude to these fellows for contributing to the culture and producing work that has brought me genuine pleasure. And also for their work/deeds that have brought the pleasure of being angered, confused, and/or disappointed.

Yeah, It's more like a plane crashing into the Alps anyway.

It's probably some pre-sentient AI using bots to post these things and then "clicking" on them with other bots.

Yeah, and the notion that locating Ultron would accomplish anything annoyed me. Like wouldn't he just back up his brain files on servers all over the place? His physical bodies are endlessly disposable; good luck deleting Ultron from every smart phone on the planet.

No, because while everyone shows Mrs. Hawkeye respect and feigns enthusiasm for her cooking they all secretly agree that the first time they dined together over a meal of shawarma was better.

Hawkeye :"Alt eff four, motherfucker!"

Also, why didn't Hawkeye just shoot an arrow with a computer virus into one of Ultron's USB ports?

Can we talk about how ridiculous it is that Stark and Banner are messing around with AI and seem to have no knowledge of Vernor Vinge's Singularity?

While you're doing that I'll ride over to your place in my weinermobile and strap voice units to your cats so they can ridicule your sad genitals.

Ugh, the worst! I guess we just have to hate each other now.

Amazing in any era. DeVito's Penguin and Pfeiffer's Catwoman have aged better than anything else in Tim Burton's Batmans.

The simplest explanation is usually the correct one: this is a troll.

Exactly. The Penguin rides around in a rubber ducky. It's goddamn amazing.

This right here will never get old.

How much better would it be if the songs were just replaced with totally, er, silent sequences?

Only a dope like O'Brien would stick by a shrew like Keiko.