The defect in that one is bleach. And it makes my Spidey-sense tingle.

Does the Vulture have large talons?

Your mom is part of the grift.

I'm, uh, I'm just going to go over here and flash sideways.

Barb3rshop: Dream Weave-er

A-ha ha ha ha! Who will save you now?

Goddamn cologne is the worst.

Also people smell bad.

Word. Not-seeing it this past weekend was my attempt to reassure myself that free will exists. Although I'm eagerly awaiting the arrival of the singularity which will do all the thinking and choosing for us.

He looks penny wise but pound foolish.

When I started this clown thing, I thought it would be nothing but glory. You know, the glory of being a clown. I tell you, it's hard, tiring work. But when I see the smiles on their little faces, I just know they're getting ready to jab me with something.

I voted for Pedro.

When you childhood gangbang eat It.

Goddamn horrible.

There better be a jedi referring to itself in the third person, then revealing that they're who they were talking about shortly thereafter.

Luke Skywalker: So. You got your hand job and you're just leaving, then?

Handi-job Kenobi. Handi-Job… Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.

Unfortunate that you rushed to face him. That incomplete, was your hand job. That not ready for the blue balls, were you.

Especially if you've got coke on your cock.

So does Russell Crow being strangled to death.