I've been thinking about kegels all day.

Exactly what I imagine when I hear the words "German thugs."

Would Socrates have killed on Twitter?
#SocraticMethod

It's not that the HBO CEO of Tits hates women, he just loves boobies. Now if only we could figure out a way to have tits without those pesky people attached to them…

Oh yeah, so that's how Batffleck is going to do it.

Anyone care for a pint of hemlock? I'm buyin'…

No, he's talking about the way many people are reacting to the shit that's going on in Baltimore even though they have no idea what it's like to actually live there.

The unexamined life may not be worth living, but who needs all that thinking about stuff?

Still, it's probably the best Fantastic Four movie we'll ever get.

I was not expecting that anyone would share my uneasiness with The Incredibles. I've only seen it once and it was super amazing and fun to watch, but something about the themes and the time it came out… It seemed to be an expression of the idea of American [USA] exceptionalism: much like W saying we were hated for our…

I was thinking about pointless lies the other day too, man.

That sounds right, but how can I know that that seeming rightness isn't just another subjective conclusion manufactured by the faulty mechanisms by which I perceive reality?

Oh shit! This version of Boesch has a goatee!

I hope that the 12 Monkeys guy manages to keep Helix from happening at all. And maybe when he's done with that he can give Hitler's mom an abortion.

I'm not convinced Fan2 has the same chops as the old A7X gimmick. And I have no idea who the real cookie_monster is anymore; too many imposters for even the Count to count.

The blues is also more absorbent than computer chips but less absorbent than tampons.

Linkin Park is nu metal DePeche mode.

That's why they call him the Streak.

Howdy Doody?

They're not Swedish, Mac. They're Norwegian.